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Entrepreneurial Leasons In Humor

David Wolf — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:47:14 +0000

Whats the difference between an entrepreneur and a successful entrepreneur?

Entrepreneurs are optimistic —> Successful entrepreneurs want to be optimistic, but act like pesimists

Cheers to the monetary scars of entrepreneurship

Pluradefenstrosis – Affliction Of Having To Many Tabs Or Windows Open

David Wolf — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:32:37 +0000

Yes, we made the word up. Yes it should be a real word. Firstly, because it is an awesome sounding word. More importantly, it is an issue that can destroy your productivity when using the computer. As internet marketers we constantly have several screens open as we switch back and forth between tools and websites. Having the habit of opening to many windows can spread your attention so thin that you end up getting nothing done except for bouncing between tabs, or windows.

Tip For Increased Productivity: Limit the number of windows, programs, and tabs that you have open at any one time. It will force you to focus on one task, and not get side tracked. Focus management is one of the most important factors in productivity when using the computer. It can be so easy to get side tracked by an incoming email or instant message. It is best to ignore most of these until set times of the day as if you are in a meeting. Obviously there are certain interruptions that you will have to deal with no matter what. Eliminating the distractions within your control is one of the best things you can do. The good news is that it gets easier the longer you have been doing it. Don’t let Pluradefenstrosis get the best of you. Feel free to digg this. Dan in the office would be elated if the word he coined led to a few nodes from the community.

Office Anger

David Wolf — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:13:04 +0000

We all have those days in the office when things just fall apart for you all day.

You come to your desk to start the day fresh and then you accidentally spill the coffee on your desk and it goes all over your computer keyboard and splashes onto your clothes. Later on that day, your boss comes up to your desk and lets you know of a report that HE needed to do but now it is your responsibility. Oh and you have to get it done by the end of the day. Then after lunch, the wife calls to let you know that you need to pick up the kids because she is tied up and can’t get them today. Oh and all the work you really had on your plate….you haven’t even touched yet.

For those days…..we know how you feel. I found this while doing a keyword search and I had to share it with you all.